The Bikram Kid?

I was listening to a segment on NPR today about 'competition yoga' and was just about to shitcan the idea as ludicrous when suddenly.....a vision. Perhaps the most epic competitive showdown of the 20th Century!  1984.  All-Valley Karate Championships.  Lawrence v LaRusso....and what allowed that doofus from Jersey to bring down the mighty Cobra Kai?  Crane technique!  And that shit (sans the kick) HAD to be yoga, RIGHT??

wrong.

I looked it up.  Turns out the Crane involves sitting on your hands and rolling into a ball...which, ironically enough, is what Daniel-san did as he was getting his ass kicked through 96% of that movie.  So......competition yoga?

shitcanned

Ludicrous.